Political Play

(Raekwon enters grocery owned by a Chinese Man)

Ying: Jew sir leaf my store now.

Raekwon: Why I gotta do that?

Ying: I know you’re here to steal my fortys.

Raekwon: Aye mane I don’t even drink that garbage, so cool out with that.

Ying: Still leaf my store.

Raekwon: Okay dawg, im dippin’ chill out.

(Raekwon walks to the basketball courts down the street and sees his friend Tre)

Raekwon: Aye bruh, this dude tryna tell me he don’t want me in his store cause he thinks ima jack some fortys.

Tre: Awwh dawg that’s some bull yo! That dude stays trippin’ fo real do.

Raekwon: Yea huh!

Tre: Mane that Chinese dude on that racist status.

Raekwon: Mane fo’ real do!

Tre: Ima go tell the cops that dude be discriminating us.

Raekwon: Fo show I got you!

Tre: Well lets go my dude.

(Raekwon & Tre enter police station)

Tre: Ayo policemane, that dude on

fourth street

be discriminating us. Not even letting us walk in his store and buy some food for the crib.

White Police Man: Oh really sir.

Raekwon: Yea dawg he be trippin’

White Police Man: First of all im not your “Dawg” and he has the right to refuse service to anyone, and you know what so do I.

Tre: Nah you gotta help us!

Raekwon: Yea sir.

White Police Man: Look, if you guys don’t leave things are going to get ugly.

Raekwon: Aye padna, we aint even doing nothing!

White Police Man: Listen if you guys keep harassing me im going to through you in jail.

Tre: Do it then punk ass white dude!

(Raekwon & Tre enter jail cell)

Raekwon: Mane, that dude racist too.
Tre: I know, white people always trip.
(Ramon in cell)
Ramon: Aye vato's shut up !